{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}
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Edward Bartley was a Jersey-born New Zealand architect. Beginning as a builder, Bartley transitioned into a career as an architect, not an uncommon occurrence in the 19th century. He is responsible for designing more than 20 churches and some of Auckland's most notable buildings.
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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\nMikkel Emil Aakula was a Finnish politician. He was a member of the Centre Party (Finland) from 1930 to 1936 in Turku North Constituency.
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